I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes
"My mother taught me how to apply my own makeup at 13 years old, and the most important lesson I learned is to never touch my eyebrows and to cleanse, tone, and moisturize twice a day."
If you’re going to get into an argument with me & you call me “hun” I will slit your knee caps & ship you to Antarctica
another hard day not being alex turner’s girlfriend
what’s the point of a high school boy?? oh what are u gonna do drive me around in your older brothers beat up Volvo?? buy me lunch at jamba juice??? complain to me about the new calling duty game?? who cares
But I know the truth: there’s no going back. You’ve changed things… forever.
Here we are, a bunch of psychopaths helping each other out.
what better time to make my first follow forever than the holidays. holidays are all about appreciating the people in your life, and i wouldn’t be anywhere if it weren’t for these people. :’))special shoutout to the babes: charlie, stormi, anna, katie, mark, amy, dani, shauni, danielle, margaux, charlie.ashleybensons, andrewlncoln, cameronsmonaghan, christopherspine, cinemakills, clarkkents, claflins, cutieblaine, danielsharmans, dannymahaelani, fifthharmony, foreverlarking, gagegolightlys, halesmartin, hale-stilinski, heathledgers, hoechlins, hoechlined, jakeperlta, jamesfords, jasondilaurentis, johannamasons, johnkrasinski, juliettebarnes, mclaheyisms, nevillles, paulwelsey, paulswalker, peetamelalrk, robertdownonme, seanaposey, selenatic, tylerdylans, tylerposseys, ttylerposeys, whitepanem, ziamism, zustin. and of course, my blogroll.
I’m fine, yeah.
And finally, please welcome to the stage Santa’s Helpers doing ”Jingle Bell Rock”.